Benjamin is so funny sometimes. I wanted to write down some of the funny things he has said lately so enjoy!
1- While talking to his cousin
PoJo: "Hey
PoJo, or should I call you
Root beer Head."
2- My mom and I were talking in the car and Benjamin and I had the following conversation:
Benjamin: "Mom, are you frustrated?"
Me: "no, why?"
B: "I want you to be."
M: "Do you know what happens to mommies when they are frustrated?"
B: "no"
M: "They yell, scream, and cry
a lot"
B: "oh,
nevermind then"
3- Getting ready to run a race: "I'll be a rotten egg after you!"
4- While going to the bathroom: "It's okay to say bum in the bathroom but not in the living room. I can talk about the bathroom pee in here too but in the living room I can only talk about the letter p."
5- "Mom, it's only okay to call things 'stupid and dumb' not people."